So a few weeks ago I land in Dallas and am headed to the rental car counter. In Dallas, a common shuttle takes you to a rental car center where all of the rental car companies are located, so the shuttle is usually packed. This particular day, it was REALLY packed. As I'm standing crammed on the shuttle like a sardine, I start to notice a very bad smell - one that literally smelled like crap. As we get closer to the rental car center, the smell gets worse - almost sickening. As everyone exits the shuttle, very happy to get off I mind you, I notice a guy walking funny. As I look closer at his khaki pants, I notice a very large wet spot on the back side of his pants and it goes down one leg. I just figured out what the smell was!!!!!! Apparently this guy sharted in his pants - if you don't know what a shart is, feel free to ask. All guys will know for sure! To make matters worse, he keeps picking at his rear like he has a wedgie. The bigger problem though, is that he DOESN'T go straight to the restroom - he gets on the phone in the lobby!!!
Just so you know, not all my blogs will be this gross.....I actually felt bad for the guy!!
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