My Internal Struggle for the Morning......

To tell the woman sitting behind me that her body odor is so bad, that people are nearly gagging. I'm not exaggerating either. The girl next to me has her hand over her nose and mouth. Should I say something to this woman or not???? I'll decide before the end of the flight

Update: decided not to say anything, but seriously, how could you NOT smell yourself?!?!

PLEASE use the restroom........

So a few weeks ago I land in Dallas and am headed to the rental car counter.  In Dallas, a common shuttle takes you to a rental car center where all of the rental car companies are located, so the shuttle is usually packed.  This particular day, it was REALLY packed.  As I'm standing crammed on the shuttle like a sardine, I start to notice a very bad smell - one that literally smelled like crap. As we get closer to the rental car center, the smell gets worse - almost sickening.  As everyone exits the shuttle, very happy to get off I mind you, I notice a guy walking funny.  As I look closer at his khaki pants, I notice a very large wet spot on the back side of his pants and it goes down one leg.  I just figured out what the smell was!!!!!! Apparently this guy sharted in his pants - if you don't know what a shart is, feel free to ask. All guys will know for sure! To make matters worse, he keeps picking at his rear like he has a wedgie.  The bigger problem though, is that he DOESN'T go straight to the restroom - he gets on the phone in the lobby!!!

Just so you know, not all my blogs will be this gross.....I actually felt bad for the guy!!

Welcome!!

So I decided to create a blog to detail the funny things that I have witnessed while traveling.  I travel quite a bit for work and there is always an abundance of crazy things that I seem to see happen.  To help alleviate the insanity, I decided to start writing them all down, so that when I am old and develop CRS, I can read about all of the interesting things I have seen.

No worries, this will NOT be a daily chronicle of my life - I don't have time to write all of that down.  Rather, I will post things here during the week when I have time or when I get home from each trip.  If I don't witness anything interesting, there won't be a post that week.  Enjoy!!